Hass Yusuf, editor of Vision magazine reports from Oslo.
DAY 11 MAY 26
Well eight out of ten wasn't bad! As usual some of my favourites didn't make it through - Finland and Slovakia - both of whom went down well in the hall. Apparently there were only a three point difference between the tenth and eleventh positions - so very close. Portugal and Moldova were the two that got through, which I thought wouldn't.
Anyway, saw the first Dress Rehearsal for Semi-Final 2 yesterday. Here are our predictions;
We all agreed on six countries;
Armenia
Israel
Denmark
Azerbaijan
Ireland
Turkey
The other four:
Robin - Sweden, Romania, Croatia, Georgia
David E- Bulgaria, Romania, Sweden, Croatia
David R- Lithuania, Bulgaria, Georgia, Croatia
Hass: Sweden, Romania, Bulgaia, Georgia
No votes for: Switzerland, Ukraine, Netherlands, Slovenia, Cyprus.
Hope you're all playing the prediction game at home!
DAY 9 - EVENING
Just watched the first Dress Rehearsal for Semi-Final One with fellow OGAE UK members, Robin Scott, David Elder and David Ransted.
Here are our predictions as to who will go through to the Final:
We all agreed on:
Slovakia
Slovakia
Finland
Serbia
Belgium
Albania
Greece
Belarus
Iceland
On the other two:
Robin - Moldova, Bosnia
David E - Russia, Latvia
David R - Latvia, Bosnia
Hass - Russia, Bosnia
Countries without any votes: Estonia, Poland, Malta, Portugal, Macedonia
Come back tomorrow night for the results!
DAY 9 MONDAY 24 MAY
Yes, Monday already - but very early Mionday morning. Just got back from the Welcoming Party celebrations at the plush City Hall. This is the party to be seen at. For the first time in years it was a invite only affair. Luckily those nice people at the BBC gave everyone who's been in Oslo all week an invite.
This is the occasion that you really have to dress up for. I ordered a new Union Jack coat this year and added ruffles to my shirt. I looked a bit of a dandy, but it's all in good taste of course. I left my brolly at home as I didn't want to appear OTT. But I wasn't the only one to dress up Brit-like. David Elder, Paul Jordan, Iain Hambling and Elaine Dove were all decked-out in gaelic garb.
Getting to the City Hall we were greated by a pink carpet! We felt like stars attending a film premier! The City Hall interiors are very impressive with fancy murals. Pink champagne was available in abundance - as was the lovely buffet spread. The Welcoming Party is where performers get a chance to greet and meet each other - and for the press to pose with the stars. I gave up all that posing with the celebs years ago - but I was actually asked by the BBC PR to pose with Josh and his backing singers and dancers. They were a nice friendly bunch - and Josh is such a sweert guy. I actually met his Dad a little while later - rightly so, he's very proud of his son and is confident that he's going to be on top form on Saturday!
Many of the performers were at the party. Niamh Kavanagh loved my outfit - and seemed to be having a great time talking all the journalists and fellow artists. The Danish duo were out together showing that they do have chemistry between them. The Armenian singer is really, really tall. Miro of course was there.
After the party died down, it was off to the Euro Club for a short while.
There's a bus tour in the morning for journalists, and very soon after that, it'll be time for the first Dress Rehearsal for Semi-Final One. I shall be back again after the show to give you my predictions of who will go to the Final.
DAY 8 SATURDAY 23 MAY
Well last night's Georgian party was amazing. It was in honour of their Independence Day. And to celebrate they hired the massive ground floor of the Opera House. It's a lovely fairly new built building with an angled roof you an climb on. The Georgian Ambassador was there to greet us as we entered - with loads of lovely sparking champagne to quench our thirst before the lovely spread of food. The buffet was excellent - by far the best that any one has offered. The Georgian Eurovision hopeful, Sofia Nizharadze, of course was there singing her excellent song - but what really made the evening special was the traditional and elaborate dancing and singing laid on for us. There was a lovely and unique display of what looked like a wedding ritual. It was almost bird-like in its presentation - with the female teasing the male, and the male responding with a dance. And following that was some really wild dancing and balancing of wine bottles on heads - quite fabulous. This is what Eurovision is all about - experiencing different cultures.
Following that we headed for the Greek/Greek Cypriot at the hotel of the Euro Cafe. It couldn't really be compared to the Georgian Party, but fun enough - but we went downstairs to the Euro Cafe when it got boring standing around - though apparently Jesse from France joined in some singing with the Greeks.
And back to today - and the last set rehearsals of the contest has just started, Ireland are on first. Niamh is excellent as usual - if we can't have a UK victory, then I really want Ireland to win. I may have said this before - but I really think this is the best Irish song in decades.
At her second press conference she did state, that while she's been having a ball in Oslo, going to the parties and performing all over the place, she's aware that she has to protect her voice - so no heavy drinking or very late nights - a real pro! She said that the biggest achievement of her life since 1993 when she won Eurovision, was having her sons.
Miro of Bulgaria is next on. He's enjoying himself in Oslo - always at every party. I wonder if he's stalking me? I'll worry about that later - but he's putting on a good show. Quite a successful transition from video to stage I think. But I've heard the song so many times that it's beginning to get on my nerves. It's been Eurovision brainwash this past week. Not that complaining - it's an absolute privilege to get accreditation for this fabulous experience!
The rehearsals are whizzing through now. Ah, those Welsh Cypriots are on now - they also are having a fab time over here, attending all the parties and making the most of things. Not sure what to make of the song. You feel you want to like it, because the band are all a great bunch, but the songs just puts me to sleep. But it's a great performance. It's probably Cyprus' best chance in years to qualify to the Final. Just because I don't like the song, doesn't mean it's not good! I like so few Eurovision winners anyway.
Our young hopeful has just had his second rehearsal. He's going strong - but I think he's saving his best for the big night. The stage show is looking good - though one of the 'net curtains' is have bit of a wind problem... but other than that, everything is going well! Fingers crossed and let's wish Josh all the best!
DAY 7 SATURDAY 22 MAY
Well it's just a week left for the big event! Today we have rehearsals for more Semi-Final Two acts and later in the afternoon, Norway and the Big Four - including our own Josh Dubovie!
The main activity last night was the opening of the Eurovision Village near the City Hall. Didn't make it to that, but did go to the Russian party at the Euro Club. The Euro Club isn't really that big, so it was invitations only - with many being turned away! Many unhappy faces with huffs and puffs. Inside, we were given a nice little concert by Peter , Nalitch & Friends - followed by loads of guests stars - the performers from Armenia, Cyprus, Greece, Ireland, Ukraine, Poland, Belarus - and Moldova - who ARE at every party! Well, they're all young and should rightly so take full advantage of their stay in Oslo. But when you've heard a song a thousand times within a few days...
And talking about annoying songs, Ukraine are rehearsing again. I really want to say something nice about this song. Maybe it'll be popular at funerals?
Azerbaijan started ther day with a far more better act and performance - but Safura is very brave walking down flashing stairs in such high heels. Let'd hope she doesn't drop off when she reaches the chorus of her song - "Drip, Droo-o-o-o-o-o-p!" That would be evil. Amusing, but evil. Everyone seems to be convinced that we'll be in Baku next year.
I've just been to the Azerbaijan press conference. Last time it was all in Russian, this time it's in Turkish! No one seems to want to ask any questions at these press conferences, so I thought I had better ask one. So I asked if Baku is ready to host Eurovision as it seemd determined to win the contest. Got the usual stock answer - yes they would like to win this year and everyone will be welcome in Baku, etc. But there's more to Eurovision than the contest itself - are there enough hotels? Is there a decent-sized Venue? At least the food should be decent.
Sieneke from the Netherlands is a real sweetie. Apparently she spent a week in a monastery to learn English. Maybe the cast of EastEnders could do with a visit. Anyway, her song was of course written by Pierre Kartner - better known as Father Abraham, who composed the Smurfs song! If the song was on first in it's Semi-Final, and enough kids were still up, it would get a lot of votes.
Romania are currently rehearing again. A very slick performance from them. That ought to qualify without a struggle, though personally it does nothing for me.
I prefer the next act, that has no chance of getting through - Slovenia. Rock and folk - a strange mixture which only the chosen few seem to appreciate. Well it's all jolly good fun. There are always a few surprises in the voting, so you never know.
That stage is starting to get on my nerves again. It's so dark! Eurovision should be all cheerful and colourful! Are we at a Goths convention? Think back to the stage in Jerusalem - all white and bright. You could actually make out the performers! I really expected a bit more originality from the Norwegians. I suppose It's too late to change it now. I feel like sneaking in during the night and giving it a lick of bright paint. And maybe thrown in a few cushions - something for Safura to land on when she trips over her high heels walking down her flashing steps.
And while I've been worrying about Safura, without any fanfare, the Finals have started their rehearsals! The last set of Semi-Final Two will resume tomorrow.
Spain are on at the moment - with what many consider they're best song in years.
Daniel Diges is a star act. He's singing 'Algo Pequentino' with much passion - the stage act is getting a bit over he top - waltzing fairground characters, which distract the viewer from him. I would love it for Spain to win - Eurovision n Madrid or Barcelona - somewhere with loads of hotels and decent priced food! Spain of course have the privilege trying to break the 'Curse of 'Position Two'!
The Media Centre is finally starting to get really busy again! I've just done an interview with Belgium TV giving them my opinion of their act and the general impression of the contest and Oslo's preparation so far. Tom Dice is a class act, and hopefully Belgium will again be in a Final!
And here's another class act - Didrik Solli-Tangen of Norway. Personally it sounds like a classic Irish song to me - which isn't a bad thing! Norway is the only country in recent years who's had any chance of producing the 'double'. The only thing going against it is the early draw - but then again as everyone will be able to vote once a song has been performed, it might actually benefit from it.
Josh will be on soon...
And didn't he do well! I don't want to give to much away, but expect a bit of a show with props, boxes, lights, wind and saffron! And the song comes across very well. The new interpretation works really well. Josh is a really good singer - and he carries the song really well. A very nice effort indeed.
And following the UK we have France - and wow - what a great show - just lots of energy and dancing. Reminds me of my clubbing days when you couldn't get me off the dance floor. I did say in Vision magazine that I thought it might be a surprise winner - but at this stage I really have no idea. This song will just flow into the World Cup nicely. But the latest betting is that this might come last. I'm obviously not in tune with current thinking - I think it's great!
Josh has just had his press conference. He is such a nice and confident young man. Confidence in a singer always shows - and if you believe in the song it always helps. The delegation arrived in Oslo at 3.30am this morning, so they obviously had a long journey by coach and ferry - they did really well to get through the first rehearsals without any major hitches. I aked him how he's going to keep his nerves performing in front of millions of people. He replied he just has to focus and not think to much about it. And I guess that's the same for all performers. And I guess having such a dark stage probably means that they can't see the auidence at all, so are just able to focus on the song.
He liked my United Kingdom waist-coat by the way. He's not having it though.
Germany are finishing off their first rehearsal - missed most of it as I was at Josh's press conference -but that's it - all 39 songs have been performed! Just one more day of rehearsals left tomorrow and then it's just Dress Rehearsals next week. The next UK press conference will be next Friday where we'll be joined by Pete Waterman and Graham Norton. I bet they won't be coming over by ferry!!
More parties tonight. It's the Georgian one tonight at the Royal Opera House. Sounds very nice.
Day 6 FRIDAY 21 MAY
So, nearly been here a week, and it's proving to be a fab Eurovision. The Icelandic Reception Party was held at the Ambassadors residence yesterday afternoon, in a plush area of Oslo. The Icelanders always put on a good small show and this year was no exception. The selected few were entertained by a little concert in the Ambassador's garden. Performing a range of songs were various guests including the lead singer from Two Tricky ('Angel', ESC 2001) and of course Hera Bjork - who is just an born entertainer.
And following that we went to the Belarussian party at the Euro Club to witness an engagement between two members of the band - the bloke without the beard and the blonde twin. There wasn't a dry eye in the house. A somewhat stage affair, but before the 'ceremony' the twins and each of the singers sang individual songs - and boy, are they all good! They're actually all trained opera singers - which isn't that evident when they sing 'Butterflies'. Let's hope they have a happy life together, no matter what the outcome of Eurovision is.
After that we headed around the corner for yet another party, but the rumours that Niamh Kavanagh was going to be performing was unfounded, so it was back to the Euro Club for hours of Eurovision music!
Not entirely sure why various delegations have these parties, obviously for a bit of good PR, but I doubt that they achieve anything significant. Not that I'm complaining - I think it's great that some countries go to a lot of effort. I imagine it's mainly for the benefit of the viewing public back at home, to show how things are going in Oslo. It's easy to forget that Eurovision is a big deal in some smaller countries. There is of course a lot of prestige involved in hosting Eurovision - especially in terms of tourist promotion - or a chance to show just how modern they really are.
Today has been somewhat subdued. It's still relatively quiet here in the Press Hall. It should really be much busier, but maybe the ash cloud or cost is keeping people away. The EBU have also be cutting down on accreditations this year, so that might be another factor.
The second set of rehearsals have been continuing today. The last of Semi-Final One and the start of Semi-Final Two. Everyone is trying to smooth out their problems - the Danes more than most I think. It's still one of my favourites. It'll get there soon.
The Icelandic press conference was again very entertaining. If nice people should win Eurovision, then it has to be Iceland. And currently the voting journalists over here put it down as the winner of Semi-Final One. But I wouldn't trust their judgement.
The Eurovision Village is launched tonight outside the City Hall. Lots of Norwegian guests including an performance by Niamh Kavanagh. Things are starting to hot up despite the subdued atmosphere.
DAY 5 THURSDAY 20 MAY
Only five days - it really does seem like a lifetime already! But this turning out to be a really relaxed Eurovision. Everything is so laid-back here - and the weather is nice and cool at the moment. Who said Norway was cold? But apparently it will cool down for Eurovision week, so those that are coming over, bring along your woolies. And food parcels would be nice.
All seem relaxed at the Press Centre this morning. It's a late start this morning. Most of the journalists still haven't arrived yet. Today the second set of rehearsals start for Semi-Final One. Everything seems to going okay. Moldova, Russia and Estonia are perfecting their routines. There seems to be complete lack of gossip though - and not a hint of scandal anywhere!
Unfortunately I'm going to miss Poland, Belgium and Malta again this afternoon - have to attend the Icelandic Reception at their Embassy instead. Only the best get invited y'know (as if).
The party season has well and truly started now. Last night it was the invitation-only Serbian party, but anyone accreditied was let in. Good fun though. They had a traditional band on to entertain us until Milan Stankovic turned up the heat. Lots of free wine and soft drinks. No food though, just spicy nuts. Can't survive on nuts alone, so it was off to McDonalds later on! Well we had no choice! And even there, things cost double than they do in the UK.
Press conferences are on at the moment, but they proving to be as dull as dish water. One of the better ones was yesterday afternoon's Irish one, where Niamh Kavanagh amused and entertained us. She's not really feeling the pressure at all - obviously a true professional. She believes in her song, which is he reason why she entered the contest again after so many years. And she knows she "won't be beaten by a stick" if she doesn't do well.
Miro from Bulgaria is also quite relaxed. Apparently he's got permanent tattoos of angels on his back to help promote his song - 'Angel Si Ti'. Well, it takes all sorts.
He believes that there are angels on everyones shoulders - one good and one evil - and people have to decide which one to get influenced by. He places himself in the middle.Cop-out answer if you ask me.
I asked the Turkish band why they felt they had to adapt their song to add a bit of 'Turkishness' to it, as the original was fine as it was. Can't remember the answer, something about getting a top producer to make it more special.
One thing is becoming very clear - this will not be a boring Eurovision! Many thought before coming here that it was a bad year - but watching the rehearsals and seeing things fit together, there's a nice sense of optimism. The Final will not however contain all the best songs - most of them are in Semi-Final Two, so a few will be left behind. Many think that Semi-Final Two is good enough to ba a Eurovision Final as is. Well, not without the UK it's not! However, the winner still isn't clear - though the betting is still Azerbaijan. I'm still not convinced, but what do I know?
The Big Four and Norway will be rehearsing on Saturday, so that's something new to look forward to. The BBC delegation are traveling over ground to make sure they get here on time - and to avoid any possible ash clouds!
DAY 1 SUNDAY 16 MAY
Let the madness begin! Well actually it all started the night before with a night of Eurovision at a recent bar -- but we won't go into that.
Back to Sunday, and Moldova started off proceedings. With six performers all dancing and what-not. You could be excused expecting a bit of a car crash - but surprisingly everything fell into place. It's all very nice and bouncy! But the singers should look out for the saxophone performer - he seems to want to hog the limelight! But it.s a nice start to the contest.
The stage by the way is another big and wide affair - not much stage decoration - just lots of lights at the moment. You're going to have to avoid the whole show if you suffer from epilepsy!
Russia was next -- a bit of guilty pleasure I must admit. It's a bit of a sing-a-long! The singer is hitting the notes at the moment- and if he misses them, we can all join in and give him a hand
Estonia was another quirky song - a bit hypnotic in a strange way. A brave choice by Estonia, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of originality is there? It's one of those songs that's really grown on me over the weeks.
I must say the set up here Oslo is fab. The media centre is just across the road from the press centre. The press area where I'm typing all this out is huge, and the press conference room is just a few yards away.
Very comfortable indeed -- you don't actually have to move from the press centre to watch the rehearsals -- there are screens all over the hall showing them live. Don't you wish you were here?
I'm currently watching one my favourites - Slovakia. Lots of dry ice - and they've dressed up. Very professional. It'll be nice to see this ethnic sound go through. Though in the last few years, many of my favourites never made it through to the final. Hopefully my kiss of death won't affect them this year!
Now everything you're going to read below - if you've made it this far - somehow wasn't saved onto the website, so here it is again, but probably condensed.
Following Slovakia was another favourite, Finland. We're definitely sploit for ethnic songs this year. Lots of dry ice again. What a happy song - and the ladies are much better looking than Lordi!
Next up, Latvia which I'm afraid has started to bore me. I've probably listened to these songs far too many times. The sentiments of the lyrics are fine, but perhaps a bit corny, but Aisha can certainly belt out those notes! That stop anyone falling asleep!
As would the next act - Serbia. Lots of leaping and dancing around. Wish I could do that! Milan Stankovic is very energetic. The flashing lights of his back-drop had difficulty trying to keep up with him! Unfortnately his amusing ethnic dancers, as seen in his preview video, have been replaced by the sexier variety. And they've also broought in their own props - but nothing is going toupstage Milan!
The last act of the day was Bosnia & Herzegovina. Now this really surprised me - as I somewhat dismissed it before coming to Oslo. Vukasin Brajic has a very commanding presense and probably had the most impressive rehearsal of the day. Lots of dry ice again, but Norway can probably afford it. Mind you it's been raining all day - which is probably what the UK needs at the moment to get rid of the Icelandic ash cloud that may stop some fans from coming over - or even performers! Apparently, Ireland's Niamh Kavanagh is taking the fery over! Poor Iceland will probably get nil points in revenge.
Following each rehearsal is a press conference. These first ones are a much smaller affair, as most of the journalists haven't arrived yet - unlike us serious ones.
It was difficult trying to listern to nthe entire press conferences as they obviously clashed with other acts rehearsing, but here a few snippets.
Moldova: The group Sunstroke Project are trying to create a new fusion of sounds combing the violin with the saxophone. Olia Tira feels like she's been treated like a princess being surrounding by all her male singers and dancers. Well stick another 'a' into her surname and yoiu have 'tiara'!
Russia: Oh dear. I say oh dear, because Peter Nalitch & Friends are so nice! What's the world coming too? Russian performers who aren't up their own a****! The group rose to fame due to YouTube and the internet. And the group certainly know how to sing as well. They sang a popular patriotic Russian song in perfect harmony. I do feel a guilty, as I don't want to go bsack to Russia, but I would like to see Peter & friends do well.
Estonia: Robin Juhkental of the group Malcolm Lincoln is very well grounded. And luckily for him, the group only got through to the Estonian final because another act got disqualified.
Slovakia: Kristina Pelakova looked stunning in her forest-fairy get up. This song has become very popular on tghe internet - getting over five milion hits on YouTube. You can't argue with class. Kristina definitely can sing live.
Finland: Ah, the ladies looked lovely all in white. Kuunkuiskaajat translates as Moon Wisperers. While they were trying to come up with a name for the band, they considers 'Moose Wisperer'. However,a friend suggested 'Moon Wisperers' instead! Well done that friend!
Latvia: All the performers were happy and honoured to represent their country at Eurovision. THsat's what we like to hear! They want to take full opportunity that Eurovisions offers them - even if it's only three minutes of fame. Their mothers must be so disappointed.
Serbia: Milan is very impressed with the stage and sound quality. The props for his act are meant to convey happy things like candy. How sweet (look, it's very late). Milan likes to express himself through his sense of style and fashion. He's very pleased that little boys are now coping his hair-style. Their mothers must be so disappointed.
Bosnia: Vukasin was nick-named 'the assassin' as he eliminated all his rivals in a television talent show. And he's hoping to make a killing in Oslo as well. Strange that his song should therefore be all about tolerence and unity. Having grown up during the Balkan conflict, Vukasin knows about the importance of looking to the future rather the past. And to prove a point, his group is multi-cultural.
After a few hours rest, it was time for the grand opening of the EuroClub. This is the venue where many delagations have their parties to promote their acts. To get everyone in the mood, a Norwegian group called Hit Parade entertained us with various cover versions of popular songs, until the Moldovan act, Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira burst onto the stage - "Come on Oslo - let's potty!" Ah, those accents.
The first day and night of Eurovision 2010 was long, but fun.
DAY 2 MONDAY 17 MAY
It's now lunchtime in Oslo today. It's also Nation Day in Norway, so I abandoned Eurovision duties to experience a bit of Norwegian culture - well it's not everyday that we're in Oslo for both Eurovision and National Day. I was on the way to the Telenor Centre, but met fellow OGAE UK member, Iain Hambling, on the way, and decided to absorb the celebrations instead. And besides we can always grab the morning acts in the second set of rehearsals over the next few days.
We were in Moscow for their National Day as well last year - but what a contrast today was. Last year it was all tanks and nuclear warheads, but today it was thousands of people in traditional national gear, loads of marching bands and virtually every school kid in Oslo waving the flag and marching up to the Palace.
But onto more serious matters -- Eurovision! But first, if you want more up-to-date news, try www.eurovisionexpress.blogspot.com.
Albania are finishing off their rehearsals. It's sounding better and better and Juliana Pasha is certainly delivering. The Albanians have a habit of working on their song from their national final right until Eurovision time until they feel it's perfect. And that policy seems to be working this year. It's now become a firm favourite.
And my favourite of the whole contest is on next - Greece! You can't go wrong with a ethnic-sounding song, but with a modern twist. Giorgos Alkaios & Friends will certainly stand out from the ballads. Their rehearsal went great - so full of energy. This easily qualify to the Final and may even threaten the top slot.
Unfortunately the same can't be said for the next act, Portugal - which is a real shame as they really deserve to win the contest after trying for decades! But Filipa Azevado is currently struggling on stage. She's belting out those high notes, but they're missing their target!
Macedonia have just started and are having better luck. I don't particularly like it but Gjoko Taneski is probably popular in the Balkans. To give it a bit more modern sound, they've thrown in a bit of rap as well (ugh). It's doubtful this will qualify, but there a good stage presence, so it could do it.
Belarus is a stark contrast - a somewhat sweet ballad by the group 3+2. The performance caused much amusement in the press centre - the song is called 'Butterflies', and we thought one of the cameramen was having a laugh with us when two butterflies on strings appeared in front of the screen! But they were there in the next run - bad mistake! It just distracts from the song. But it gets worse - suddenly at the end of the song, the three female singers sprout wings! Now this can easily be described as class or crass depending on your point of view. Despite all this, it is a lovely little song, though none of the singers can pronounce 'just imagine' (yet).
The last song of the day and for Semi-Final One is Iceland. Hera Bjork is a firm favourite amongst the OGAE crowd. Oh good, the wind machine is back. No, not Hera - but the wind is joined by more dry ice. All very atmospheric. Hera knows how to belt out a song - and 'Je Ne Sais Quoi' (it's French y'know) isn't bad at all. It's great she made it over despite all thevolcanic ash from her country!
Haven't had a chance to attend most of the press conferences today, but the compere has just asked the group from Belarus what they think of the stage. They replied that they think it's great - so wide and open, like Europe, etc. Personally I'm starting to dislike the stage. On screen it doesn't look like much - just loads of flashing lights. Very disappointing. I like a set to have a bit of content or design- my favourite still being the one in 2003, Riga, Latvia. That was a nice size, not to big or small but lovely and bright. This one is just too dark. Maybe it'll brighten up during the Dress Rehearsals, but I doubt it.
Iceland's Hera Bjork is one giggly person! Very charming and amusing. Yes, she passes the 'nice' test to win Eurovision. She did apologise for the volcanic ash, which most Icelanders are used to.She hopes that everyone can get to Oslo in time, especially the Irish delagation.
And the good news is that Niamh Kavanagh is in the country!
National Days celebrations continued all day and night in Oslo. There was a free public concert outside the City Hall in the early evening featuring many Norwegian Eurovision stars from the past and present, including Bobby Sox, Alexander Rybak - and this year's performer, Didrik Solli-Tangen - the lad certainly knows how to sing! What a great voice. And the Norwegians know how to celebrate their National Day in style. Oslo has rightly gone Eurovision mad. What a civilised place this is. Shame it's so expensive! But on the other hand everyone speaks English.
Back tomorrow with the first half acts for Semi-Final Two.
DAY 3 TUESDAY 18 MAY
Well here we are on a bright Tuesday morning. Just waiting for the first rehearsal of the day to start up. And that honour goes to Lithuania. OGAE UK member, Elaine Dove, has had a special t-shirt made up with the slogan 'Lithuanian Men Love Me'. Poor chaps - they won't know what's hit them. They've just appeared on the screens in the press centre. I think some cazed female is trying to get onto the stage. Are those security guards? There's some sort of commotion going on stage... lots of shirt pulling, kissing and scratching.... I hope she's not British.
Anyway it's another bright and loud start to a Semi-Final. The song isn't exactly to my taste, but it's a fun performance and offers a bit of variety. They haven't ripped off their tartan trousers to reveal any sparkly hot-pants as they did in their national final - maybe saving that til later. They probably don't want to encourage that crazed woman to come back.
Ah... here's a calming influence - Armenia are now on stage. I wasn't that impressed with 'Apricot Stone' when I first heard it, but it's grown on me and Eva Rivas is doing a good job. Y'know, I once planted an apricot stone in our back garden in north London when I was a young kid, as I loved apricots. Don't think it ever grew into a tree.
Anyway, back to Eva -- the song is sounding great and the Armenians have decorated their set with drapes and such -- with a rather large apricot in the centre. I think Eva should emerge from it. Or maybe it'll turn into a tree? There's always the possibility that it come alive and gobble her up! Such anticipation! The act is looking very mystical - nice and moody with that essential dry ice/smoke thrown in for good measure. I like it. Should get through to the Final without a struggle. She'll have to ditch the shell-suit and dress up though.
Next is the turn of Israel who are pinning their hopes on young Harel Skaat. Many are raving about the song, but I can't see it myself. He's been struggling with some of those high notes, but it's getting there. I can't feeling though that he would've better off with another song. Eurovision often sends in the right acts, but with the wrong songs.
Denmark are a bit of a class act. They were one of my early favourites - and one of the best entries from them for years. However both are struggling at the moment. Just need to get the chemistry working a bit better - but then that's what all these rehearsals are about. Tomas N'evergreen however needs to cheer up a bit and smile along with Chanee.
Switzerland have a charismatic singer this year, Michael von der Heide, who's looking quite dapper all in gold - and the backing singers look fab. He's however sporting an ugly beard - probably in an attempt to butch himself up. This could very well have been a French entry. One of my favourites, but the Swiss have struggled to get into the Final in recent years - last year they had the best song in my opinion - and there's no reason to think that things will be different this year! The best songs don't often get through.
One act I'm hoping will get through is the excellent song from Sweden. One their best choices in recent years I think. It's so good that I even got off my fat arse to go and watch it in the arena! It may be an old-fashioned style of song, but it's got a lovely melody and Anna Bergendahl just delivers, Something for you to ponder - where does she put her guitar? And where do those backing singers come from. Strangely enough many Swedes here don't rate it at all. In fact one of the security guards who's Swedish, hates it. Security here by the way is great - in that there isn't any. Well, just your basic checking of badges. Very nice and relaxed.
I'm pleased to say that I'm loving the stage again. There's more to it than meets the eye, with raised platforms and bubblely things dropping from the roof.
One thing that's very clear is that this Semi-Final is superior to the first. It's going to be a real competition to qualify for the Final.
One act that is virtually certain to qualify is Azerbaijan - they so want to win this year! Start booking your flights now! Their spending a lot of money on the promotion and production æ their brought along their own props and there's talk of rain or a waterful on stage?! If the song doesn't grab you, then the backdrop will. Safura should grab your attention though. She given excellent performances in the rehearsals. They cut the power in the press centre for 20 minutes, so we all had to into the arena to watch her perform live. Planned power cut? It's however not my sort of song at all. It's all whiney and monotonous, but it does seem to have a lot of appeal, so who knows? At least I can sort of speak the lingo in Baku if we get there. Azerbaijan will win it one of these years. Throw enough resources at something and it usually sticks.
Now, onto the last act of the day - Ukraine. It's so hard not to be cruel - and we here to promote encourage all things Eurovision - but this really is a dreadful song. Most of the journalists in the press hall wished tht the power didn't come back on. Don't get me wrong, the Ukrainian singer Alyosha can sing and does deliver - but it's another case of right singer, wrong song. We certainly won't be in Kiev again next year!
Only got to a few press conferences today - but some of them were great fun! During the Lithuanian one, that crazed woman managed to elude security and threw Scottish knickers at the group! So apparently she must be British!
InCulto are a somewhat humble band. Not having much money in Lithuania they've managed to do a promotional tour on a shoestring. They were very grateful for the free tea backstage! They're also available for weddings amd parties if anyone is interested. Nice guys - so hope they through into the Final.
Switzerland's Michael von der Heide is a right hoot. A very amusing press conference indeed! Michael certainly kept us entertained! He wanted to put the record straight about his song's title, 'Il Pleut De L'Or', which translates as 'It's Raining Gold' - it's got nothing to do with the sexual fetish 'golden showers'! Be honest - you all thought that! When he was a young lad, he promised his mother that he would one day make it on stage - and his ambition was to appear on Eurovision. But he does understand the pit-falls - as he says: "To finish a career, it's very good!" Let's hope he gets through to the Final - otherwise his mother will be very disappointed.
Tomorrow it's the turn of the remaining performers from Semi-Final Two to rehearse. But before that tonight, the Euro Cafe opens. It's the place for non-accredited fans to meet up. Lots of discounts with your OGAE card.
And due to the wonders of time-lapse typography, I've just returned from a very pleasant evening at the Euro Cafe. As well as hanging around with good buddies, Iain Hambling, Robin Scott and David Elder, to name just a few - we were joined by Australian OGAE UK member Sharleen Wright. Now there's dedication for you - travelling half-way round the world just to attend Eurovision! Brings a tear to the eye.
The Euro Cafe is basically the bar area of a hotel near the central train station. No sign of any food though - unless they only do lunches. But it was far more relaxing than the hectic Euro Club.
Those on tight budgets coming over should pop down the local Tesco's and jam your suitcase with pot-noodles - food here is very expensive!
None of the countries have had a party so far this year - but you mustn't feel sorry for us - we've been well catered for entertainment-wise.
DAY 4 WEDNESDAY 19 MAY
What a happy start to the day! It's the Netherlands - with the sickly-sweet 'Ik Ben Verliefd (Sha-La-Lie)'! But sickly-sweet in a nice way. It's a fun sing-a-long-a-song - and Sieneke performs it very nicely. Well, following the wrist-slashing Ukrainian song, the viewing public will need cheering up. And the stage lights up as well. We met some of the Dutch delegation on the bus to the arena this morning, and they weren't that confident about the song. It certainly might struggle to qualify in this very tight semi-final. But if it brings back nice memories of visiting the fairground as a kiddie, then pick up the phone - because remember this is the semi-final where the UK can vote.
Next up is one of the favourites - Romania. Personally I don't get it, but I'm in a minority. It's a powerful performance - but they struggled at the first sound check, but everyones gets to rehearse four or five times and after a few goes it sounded perfect. And Paula Seling and Ovi have a nice chemistry together - even though I think she's too good for him! She can certainly hit those notes. There's always a danger that acts that have produced slick videos can never achieve the same excitement on stage, but in this case they can. Should have no difficulty in qualifying for the Final - but wish I liked it!
A song that I do like and am definitely in a minority is the Slovenian entry. I usually like the songs from Slovenia and this year is no exception, but even I realise this is just cannon fodder to be rejected by the voting public. It was a brave experiment by Ansambel Zlindra & Kalamari to mesh rock with folk - but it should've stayed in the laboratory. I went into the arena to give it some support, but they wasn't much action there. Even the stage performance isn't up too much. Shame. The stage manager told the band to enjoy Oslo when they finished their rehearsal. They might as well...
And next -- the act that many of us have really been waiting for -- Ireland! Niamh Kavanagh is just a class act - and I really want Ireland to win! It's a fantastic song (better than the one she won with in 1993) and she knows how to belt it out. Her sound check was excellent - but she lost the high note on the first rehearsal - might as well get rid of it now! This in my opinion is the best Irish song since Dana's victory. Her second performance was excellent and the stage show is nicely under-stated with enough mood, wind, lighting and dry ice to get the message across. It must get into the Final!!
Bulgaria next - and a far more elaborate act. This was another case of a slick video, but will it work on stage? Well they're certainly doing their best what with angels and such dancing all over the stage. Miro is a good entertainer - but hold on, he's just choked on too much dry ice! That's it lad, get it out of your lungs. Let's have another go. Better - but the song might get distracted with the dancing on the stage. It will be quite memorable being sandwiched in between two ballads, but could find it hard to qualify for the Final, even though I quite like it.
The Cypriot entry is next - with a Welsh band! Jon Lilygreen & The Islanders are a likeable bunch, but personally I find the song rather boring - but it is well regarded, so it's probably just me. Nothing wrong with a under-stated song, but it has nothing special about it. But the band come across very well - they're having a good rehearsal - so a powerful performance could get them into the Final. In fact the last time Cyprus qualified for the Final was due to another Brit (Istanbul 2004)! Let's wish them the best of British luck!
Three lovely ladies next - Feminnem from Croatia. A very polished performance from the ladies and all three singers mesh together nicely which isn't always the case with girl-bands. Best use of the wind machine yet I think. Not more I can say about this really - it's a powerful song, but personally it does nothing for me. Not every song can go through to the Final...
Georgia is next. Another ballad, more enjoyable than the Croatian one, but I feel as if I've heard it before. It's a bit screamy but sweet-natured and Sofia Nizharadze is a powerful singer. It's good to see Georgia after missing out last year. It's going to be hard for any ballad to stand out from this Semi-Final - they have to impress more than Ireland. I do like it though - it's a nice stage performance. She's singing and dancing barefoot - always a good omen - three Eurovision winners have been shoeless in the past (UK, Turkey and Russia), so foot-fetishers get dialling!
And the last song of Semi-Final 2, Turkey. This is in my opinion the best Turkish song in years - and no silly belly-dancing in sight! Can't say I was too pleased with this first rehearsal though. The sound is all over the place and with too many flashing lights. If the stage wasn't dark enough, everyone is dressed in smart shiny leather outfits.The trouble with bands is that their studio recordings always sound different from their live performances. Nevertheless, it is a powerful rock song to end the show. Turkey usually qualifies for the Final, but rock bands do struggle, so nothing is guaranteed. It was a brave choice to chose maNga to represent Turkey, but I'm glad they did - as it's very unique in this contest. And watch out for the woman with the flashing big gun...!